Opinion

6 Craft Beers That Prove Humanity Will Always Take a Good Thing Too Far

America’s Last Overt Prejudice

Annoying Person of the Week: People Who Say They Don’t Give a Shit

Can We Talk About Cemeteries?

Eating Shit Off the Floor is Cool

Forget Media Spin, Defining the Subject is the Real Problem

Free Will and Other Inevitable Superstitions

Fuck Drat

Gold is Old: Why I’m a Rhodium Bug

Good for Its Own Sake

I Apologize, but I Couldn’t Resist Talking About Religion (PART I)

I’m a Registered Non-Voter

Immigration Now, Immigration Tomorrow, Immigration Forever

It’s Time the Government Started Subsidizing Our Constitutional Right to Bear Arms

Let’s Make Manipulative Advertising Illegal

No These Are Not Particularly Troubled Times

Picky Eaters are the Scourge of Civilization

Regarding the Take-a-Penny-Leave-a-Penny Tray at the Nevada Ave Loaf ‘N Jug

Smoking and Lung Cancer: the Backbone of America’s Retirement System

The Three Step Program

The Tipping System is an Asshole Subsidy

The Top Five Greatest Colors of All Time

Wake Up America! (Part I)

Wake Up America! (Part II)

Wake Up America! (Part III)

Wake Up America! (Part IV)

We’re All Welfare Queens

Why Law School is a Terrible System for Training Lawyers, a Video Game Analogy